Notable quotes of September, wk.1

"I don't care if you're gay or straight or a lesbian or fat, everyone in the conference room!" ~ Michael Scott*(Steve Carell)
*Dunder Mifflin was going under a crisis that Oscar was accused gay. He got mad and started walking out the door. In the course of that, he accidently bumped into Angela, which caused Dwight to get upset. Seeing things were going sour, Michael took control.
(Actually Laughed Out Loud. That's why its my favourite TV show...)

"Whatever "ship" you want!" ~ Wilson Ooi*
*Wilson was speaking about boy-girl relationships during ISCA and he was saying a sentence like :"Courtship, relationship, whatever ship you want....". Unfortunately, most of the ISCA misheard Wilson and thought he said some other word. LOLX.
(Great hilarity ensues)

"He's pedalling faster..." ~ Previn Mohan*
*There was some guy cycling when we were playing football. Prev decided to shout "OI!" for no apparent reason. Prev smiled at me saying the above quote.
(Gives me great joy to know I'm not the one cycling....)

"What if someone asks you "What will you say when you flush the toilet?" and your song is "Hallelujah, Jesus is alive"?" ~ Reuben Tor*
*We played a song game as icebreaker in cell group. The person on your left would tell you a random song and someone else will ask you a random question. Whatever the question is, you answer with your song...
(Only Rubes would have thought of stuff like this. LOLX.)