Notable quotes of September, wk.2

Shan: *icwutudidthar*
~TKL was doing sivik folio and he turned on the webcam to show Shan. Afterwards, he sort of forgot about the window(Shan thinks). At one point Kun Lin looked into the webcam, as in his whole face in front of the thing. Shan's brain interprets this as stated.
(I actually laughed so loud probably the whole house heard me...^^)

"One of the reasons I like pool is because the white ball gets hit the most.." ~ Justin Francis Xavier*
*We were playing pool and JFX told his joke to Daryl.....
(JFX normally does these kind of jokes so its nice...)

"最后一张了!" ~ Yee Siang*
*He said this before the KHB paper, which is the 2nd last paper in the exam. The last paper is
Seni so he doesn't care about it. LOLX.
(That was funny...)

"2 题 ah!!!~ ******(MPK) 2 题 ah!!" ~ Shan*
*Teacher was giving out Geo results and we found out that Ke Yun got a 96...(Which is an amazing result if there any out there that do not know....) Despite this result, Ke Yun kept her solemn face, not even a hint of a smile to appear on her face. Shan came up to me and said what he thought was going through Ke Yun's mind.

Notable quotes of September, wk.1

"I don't care if you're gay or straight or a lesbian or fat, everyone in the conference room!" ~ Michael Scott*(Steve Carell)
*Dunder Mifflin was going under a crisis that Oscar was accused gay. He got mad and started walking out the door. In the course of that, he accidently bumped into Angela, which caused Dwight to get upset. Seeing things were going sour, Michael took control.
(Actually Laughed Out Loud. That's why its my favourite TV show...)

"Whatever "ship" you want!" ~ Wilson Ooi*
*Wilson was speaking about boy-girl relationships during ISCA and he was saying a sentence like :"Courtship, relationship, whatever ship you want....". Unfortunately, most of the ISCA misheard Wilson and thought he said some other word. LOLX.
(Great hilarity ensues)

"He's pedalling faster..." ~ Previn Mohan*
*There was some guy cycling when we were playing football. Prev decided to shout "OI!" for no apparent reason. Prev smiled at me saying the above quote.
(Gives me great joy to know I'm not the one cycling....)

"What if someone asks you "What will you say when you flush the toilet?" and your song is "Hallelujah, Jesus is alive"?" ~ Reuben Tor*
*We played a song game as icebreaker in cell group. The person on your left would tell you a random song and someone else will ask you a random question. Whatever the question is, you answer with your song...
(Only Rubes would have thought of stuff like this. LOLX.)

Notable quotes of August, wk.4

"你都靠过了！你那几个A?" ~ Way Chean*
*Tiong was sitting in a chair that had "Reserved 5S1" at the back during the Chinese Seminar. We noticed this and started bugging him about it. Way Chean's comments were funny....
(Laughter at the expense of someone is always nice....^^)


"What is this? Paralympics ah?" ~ Previn*
*We were playing football and the ball went out. It was caught between a few plants and Jarrell went to get the ball. Sadly, being height deprived, he took a long time. After getting the ball up, Previn spoke his mind....
(It was so funny I smacked the guy....It was something I might have said, only twenty times meaner....)


"一只都没死!" ~ TKL*
*We went to Shan's place to study on Thursday. We were studying fine until Shan turned on the computer at 1 something. Tkl pounced like a wolf and played Tower Defense. Following my "Death Road" tactic, he got to 83k. It had come to the point where nukes were compulsary. Getting the amount of money needed to nuke, TKL let one go. None of 'em died.....
(It was so funny 'coz there were so many of 'em..)
Note: He said this in hokkien....

"It wouldn't be Southern Sheep without Audrey, I mean, you think we can rely on this guy?" ~ Michael Boon*
*It was Audrey's Farewell at cell group and each of us were to say a few words about our assistant cell leader, Audrey Low. I was pointing at our other assistant cell elader Joshua Khoo at the time. I just saw an opportunity at a nice joke and went for it. Hats off to JK for taking it lightly, love the guy...
(Erm... I got my cell members to laugh but it wasn't actually a good time to make a joke since I'm suppose to say something nice....LOLX. My friends were like "You're supposed to make Audrey cry, not Joshua..."LOLX.)

Notable quotes of August, Wk. 3

"Birmingham 几 pro? 有Ferguson, 又有 Benitez!" ~ Chee Soon*
*Birmingham City Football Club have players called Ferguson and Benitez. Those names happen to be the names of managers from Manchester United and Liverpool respectively....
(I got a good laugh from that. You don't get decent football humour these days)

"You say its not a good movie(Transformers) just because there isn't a hot-looking guy in there? Throw in Robert Pattinson chasing after giant robots and you say Good! This is a good movie!" ~ JJ Fernandez* ( Hitz.fm Morning Crew)
*The Morning Crew were talking about movies you would pay not to see again. Some lady called them up and told them she hated the movie "Transformers 2". The fellas replied like that.
(I really miss waking up to these guys...)

Shan: "来 Geo Challenge!!"
TKL: "RM5...."
Shan: "Wah, Kanasai..."
*The guys brought their phones to school and Kun Lin's is able to play Geo Challenge. Shan was getting bored and wanted to play. TKL wanted RM5, effectively putting the idea to bed.
(Amused me. Shan had been wanting to be in these quote posts and I felt it was time to put him in ^^)

"One-Two with referee Mark Clattenburg" ~ Gary Taphouse*
*Taphouse is a commentator on Sky sports. He commentated on the match between West Ham and Tottenham on Sunday. He said this when a player accidentally gave the ball to the ref and received it back.
(Really funny stuff...)

Notable quotes of August, wk.2

"他用另外一边进" ~ Michael Boon*
*If you remember correctly, there is a bee that comes flying inside my classroom everyday without fail. Well, the fella came into our classroom and went out after some time. I joked that it would come in through the other side. I was right....
(Amusement for me and my friends)

"你没有吃过蛋hor?" ~ Tiong*
*Shan was eating an egg-based food product and some of it dropped on the floor. Tiong then went naggin Shan about wasting food and how people all around the world were dying of hunger. Hearing this, Shan showed him a great face of determination, bent down and popped the piece of egg into his mouth.
(Shows a side of Shan not many know of, I personally love the guy:)

"You guys going clubbing ah?" ~ Justin Francis Xavier*
*Danny, Isaac, Timmy, Daniel Singh and my brother were putting gel on their hair in the toilet of church. LOLX. Me and Justin went in to see what they were up to and JFX came up with the quote of the week.
(It was a great laugh considering it was in church...)

"Unbeatenable" ~ Justin Lee, Simon Choo, Jordan Scully, Kah Heng, Michael Boon and Reuben Tor*
*We were playing team based ping pong where we were split into teams of 3. I was with Justin and Jordan. They invented the word "unbeatenable" out of the game. LOLX>
(I was "unbeatenable" for (I think) 6 rounds...)

Notable Quotes of August, Wk. 1 (delayed)

"炳炫，你也有玩吗？" ~ Michael Boon*
*We were having our softball competition and the 3B girls were playing against Allied Forces. Bing Xhuan was running along with the girls instructing them on gameplay. I spotted him running and instinctively shouted out.
(I got at least 10 laughs from the crowd. SCORE!!!)

"老是不要听到你的声音了。。。" ~ 陈雅苹老师*
*Teacher was teaching chinese and Yee Siang kept coming up with nonsensical stuff. Teacher finally had it and refused to listen to anything the boy said. LOLX.
(Burst out in laughter..)

"他的阿妈生多一个，他的阿公作的时候死去！" ~ Yi Quan*
*Me, Shan, Chienhuey and TYQ were talking about relatives, because Yi Quan and I were uncles. Shan said that he had a friend that had uncles and aunties in the same school and were younger than him. Yi Quan then made a joke that his grandmother gave birth again.LOLX.
(Laughed for at least 2 minutes. It was that funny..)

"Eh~ He got hair very nice one, you know?" ~ Rachel Yeoh*
*I was eating with Danny and Rachel at church. Danny said that his hair didn't look any different even after he had cut it. I don't know how it happened but Rachel said that me with hair looked very nice....
(Secretly Smiling^^)

Notable quotes of July, Wk. 5

- "Okay~~~" ~ Razor Ramon Hard Gay (Mazaki Sumitani)* (See Left)

*It's exactly what it means.

(There are plenty more of hilarious quotes from this guy but I'm only writing one. Go check him out on youtube!)

- "You can't solve it or you don't want to solve it?" ~ Tze Chien*

*I was facing a dilemma. This question opened my eyes.

(I feel that this question is extremely beautiful)

- "芷仟去厕所2次了。。。" ~ Yi Quan*

*Tze Chien just came back from wherever she went. She claims (chortle) that it had something to do with a seminar going on in school on Saturday. Yi Quan flips towards me and states the above.

(Pure Yi Quan on this. He can be really funny sometimes)

- "God invented holidays, its called Sabbath..." ~Glenn Belfour*

*A guest speaker in church.

(Provided humour in his interesting sermon.)

Notable quotes of July, Wk. 4

- "I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but two weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan.” ~Tracy Jordan( See Left)* (Tracy Morgan)
*Tracy Jordan is a fictional actor from 30 Rock. Need I say more?
(Laughing Out Loud)

- "你的30分全部被扣到完了!" ~ Tiong*
*Yee Siang's 作文 is full of crap. I can't remember the details that well....
(I got a good laugh out of it)

- "Wah, gimme 5!" ~ Tiong*
*Yen Yee is angry at Yee Siang for calling her a bee hive. There is a bee that visits my class everyday. It always goes looking for Yen Yee, thus giving birth to the notion that she is a bee hive. Yen Yee snapped and assaulted Yee Siang, trying to slap him. All 3 slaps landed directly on Yee Siang's palms, giving the impression that she's giving him mulitple High 5s.....
(I was on my knees gasping for air, stomach and heart hurt. I continued laughing for about 5 minutes) - Thats nothing.

- "Paul was being racist- " ~ Reuben*
* Reason: Paul wrote in Ephesians 4:17, "With the Lord's authority let me say this: Live no longer as the Gentiles do, for they are hopelessly confused.
(oh LOLX. Really enjoying word now.)

Notable quotes of July, Wk. 3

- "shan is sleeping shan is sleeping yes he is yes he is" ~Shuning Ooi*
*We're waiting for Shan to respond regarding to the new blog we created. He's not replying....
(A mere look at this sentence puts a smile on my face. Its like those shows I watched when I was little....LOLX. Imagine some cute plushie saying this sentence with a cute voice! So I'm gonna take this chance to thank Shu Ning for this quote. THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!)

- "我这个等很久了!" ~Symphonyz*
*It had been a long time since Amar's table leg fell off. I had just noted this to Yue Zong not 10 seconds ago and Amar's table falls off! The usual OOOOooooohhhhh resounds around the classroom.^^
(Laughed for quite a bit)

- "Stella 知道后面两个不用收书了。。。" ~Yee Siang*
*Stella is supposed to collect PM exercise books but stops at Chia"Young" Yuong and heads off..... 可造之材 then says the mentioned....
(I was on the floor laughing....)

- "他不但抄题目，还抄在练习2!" ~Way Chean*
*BM teacher instructs us to do a Kertas copied from an exercise book, we're just supposed to write down the answers. 可造之材 mistakenly copied the questions.
(This created much laughter)
*Way Chean then points out that he copied it in the wrong book!
(Close to gasping~ Yeah it was that funny to me...)

Notable quotes of July, Wk. 2

- "Oh! 可筠脱带了。。。不爽了。。。。。要打架了。。。。" - Ang Way Chean*
*St. John members were told to meet down at the foyer. It seems that you cant wear ties there...
(Got a good laugh out of that one)

- "Go to hell and ask Paul lah!" - Reuben Tor*
*Rachel Yeoh asked him the why the gentiles were told to understand God's love although it is beyond comprehension.... He replied because it was incomprehensible, they didn't try to understand it....simple enough. Rachel then asked him:" If God's love is beyond understanding, that means Paul also doesn't understand it"......Reuben agrees. She then says:" So what happens if you do not try to understand God?" reply is you go to hell....Justin then asks:" Then why did Paul pray Eph. 3:19?"...... The reply has been stated above.....
(Hilarity ensues)

- "Not only did we not pay money, we owe them money!" - Michael Boon*
*Chung Hwa Confucian's first word is "Tawdry"
(Satisfied at cracking a simple joking)

- "Your word is - Denouement!" - Mrs. Roopvanti*
*New Straits Times Spell-It-Right Spelling competition winning word is told....
(OH Yeah~)