Notable quotes of August, wk.4

"你都靠过了！你那几个A?" ~ Way Chean*
*Tiong was sitting in a chair that had "Reserved 5S1" at the back during the Chinese Seminar. We noticed this and started bugging him about it. Way Chean's comments were funny....
(Laughter at the expense of someone is always nice....^^)


"What is this? Paralympics ah?" ~ Previn*
*We were playing football and the ball went out. It was caught between a few plants and Jarrell went to get the ball. Sadly, being height deprived, he took a long time. After getting the ball up, Previn spoke his mind....
(It was so funny I smacked the guy....It was something I might have said, only twenty times meaner....)


"一只都没死!" ~ TKL*
*We went to Shan's place to study on Thursday. We were studying fine until Shan turned on the computer at 1 something. Tkl pounced like a wolf and played Tower Defense. Following my "Death Road" tactic, he got to 83k. It had come to the point where nukes were compulsary. Getting the amount of money needed to nuke, TKL let one go. None of 'em died.....
(It was so funny 'coz there were so many of 'em..)
Note: He said this in hokkien....

"It wouldn't be Southern Sheep without Audrey, I mean, you think we can rely on this guy?" ~ Michael Boon*
*It was Audrey's Farewell at cell group and each of us were to say a few words about our assistant cell leader, Audrey Low. I was pointing at our other assistant cell elader Joshua Khoo at the time. I just saw an opportunity at a nice joke and went for it. Hats off to JK for taking it lightly, love the guy...
(Erm... I got my cell members to laugh but it wasn't actually a good time to make a joke since I'm suppose to say something nice....LOLX. My friends were like "You're supposed to make Audrey cry, not Joshua..."LOLX.)

My Autobiography

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1. Where did you take your profile pic?

~2008 CHCHS Sports Day

2. What exactly are you wearing right now?

~My Pink BUM Equipment Shirt, Green and Purple Contact Lenses, Usual Brown Pants, Casio Illuminator....

3. What is your current problem?

~I'm not studying enough....

4. What makes you happy most?

~Having no worries going through life...... (A gf might be nice....)

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

~Promises- Desperation Band

6. Any celeb you would marry?

~Um....no.

7. Name someone/persons with the same birthday as you:

Leonardo da Vinci, Jeffrey Archer, Emma Thompson, Emma Watson, Seline Loh, Tan Chong Cheng, Tan Ban Lee and "others"....

8. Ever sang in front of a large audience?

~Er... Yup. Church.

9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

~Er... no.

10. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

~I woke up this morning to watch X-men....

11. Do you speak any other languages than English?

~Chinese, Malay, Hokkien and a lil' bit of Cantonese....

12. Has anyone you've been really close passed away?

~Me mum.

13. Do you ever watch MTV?

~'Bout once a month maybe?

14. What's something that really annoys you?

~CID pop-ups.....

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Chapter 1

1. Middle name: Ken

2. Nickname(s): Forgotten...

3. Current location: In front of my computer......(And not at church where a concert is being held!!!!)

4. Eye color: Dark Blue

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Chapter 2

1. Do you get along with your parent(s): Quite well...

2.Are your parents married/separated/divorced: Um....pass

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Chapter 3: Favorites

1. Ice Cream: Cookies and Cream

2. Season: Fall

3. Shampoo/conditioner: Biore~

4. Favorite Thing: My brain. I'll die without it....

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Chapter 4: Do You..

1. Dance in the shower?

~Moonwalk, Shuffle, Ballroom.....

2. Do you write on your hand?

~I used to, but got scolded by my teacher in Standard 4 and have rarely done so since then....

3. Call people back?

~I don't got a phone!!!!

4. Believe in God?

~With every fibre of my being...

5. Any bad habits?

I leave my toenails at least 1cm long....

6. Any mental health issues?

~I'll leave you to decide....

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Chapter 5: Have You..

1. Sprained stuff: Ankles....

2. Had physical therapy?: WUT?

3. Gotten stitches? : I've needed a few but got none...

4. Taken painkillers: Panadol, every month or two 'coz of my migraines...

5. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling: My bro, not me

6. Thrown up at the dentist: No...

7. Sworn in front of your parents? I vaguely recall....

8. Had detention? : Um.... no....

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Chapter 6: Who/What was the last

1. Three people who texted you: No phone...T.T

2. Person you called: Um... Shan....

3. Person you hugged: Audrey Low.....Goin off to KL....sobs....

4. Person you tackled?: Um.....a few years back, Kenneth.

5. Person you talked to on MSN?: Shan Lee

6. Thing you touched? The "shift"...

7. Thing you ate?: Um.... chicken.

8. Thing you drank: Um....milo in church.....

9. Thing you said: "Is that ninja warrior?" to my brother....

10. Friend you saw ytd(12am-12am): Shan,Eugene,Jie Ying, Yun Yee,Tze Chien, Yi Quan, Tian Phern, Joshua Khoo, Lee Samuel, Garren, Derrick, Rachel Yeoh, Danny Foo, Kah Heng, Sarah Yeoh SF, Timmy Yeoh, Calvin, Joshua Ooi, Simon Choo, Justin FX, Bryan Yeoh, Benjamin Foo, Bernard Cheah, Reuben Tor, Isaac Chew, Kent Lai, D. Phoon, Jeremiah Chee, Andrew Low, Audrey Low, Leonard Ho.....Yeah I'm busy....

NOW TAG 20 PEOPLE! AND GET THEM TO DO THE SAME!

Notable quotes of August, Wk. 3

"Birmingham 几 pro? 有Ferguson, 又有 Benitez!" ~ Chee Soon*
*Birmingham City Football Club have players called Ferguson and Benitez. Those names happen to be the names of managers from Manchester United and Liverpool respectively....
(I got a good laugh from that. You don't get decent football humour these days)

"You say its not a good movie(Transformers) just because there isn't a hot-looking guy in there? Throw in Robert Pattinson chasing after giant robots and you say Good! This is a good movie!" ~ JJ Fernandez* ( Hitz.fm Morning Crew)
*The Morning Crew were talking about movies you would pay not to see again. Some lady called them up and told them she hated the movie "Transformers 2". The fellas replied like that.
(I really miss waking up to these guys...)

Shan: "来 Geo Challenge!!"
TKL: "RM5...."
Shan: "Wah, Kanasai..."
*The guys brought their phones to school and Kun Lin's is able to play Geo Challenge. Shan was getting bored and wanted to play. TKL wanted RM5, effectively putting the idea to bed.
(Amused me. Shan had been wanting to be in these quote posts and I felt it was time to put him in ^^)

"One-Two with referee Mark Clattenburg" ~ Gary Taphouse*
*Taphouse is a commentator on Sky sports. He commentated on the match between West Ham and Tottenham on Sunday. He said this when a player accidentally gave the ball to the ref and received it back.
(Really funny stuff...)

Status: On Leave

Well....
I woke up extremely tired and exhausted on Wednesday morning....
Didn't even have the strength to say I wasn't going to school properly....
I spent the next 5 hours in bed, waking up occasionally to remove and refill body liquids.....
Extremely light-headed, I started down my staircase.....
I somehow hit the wall with my left shoulder....
Yep.....
I should've been in bed.....
Had porridge for lunch....
Warmed me up so I was quite grateful.....
That took a grand total of 12 minutes and I was back in bed....
My legs were probably as cold as the steel bars at school....
Sleeping was quite a problem.....
And so my only option was going to sleep under blankets.....
Sweating away like no tomorrow....
I slept like this for 4 more hours...
I continued the routine of sleeping for short periods...
Waking up every half hour or so....
Being sick never was a bed of roses....
My dad woke me up at about 5 with the intention of taking me to the clinic....
I greeted this with open arms....
My fever was seriously irritating....
Struggled into the car and went off to "Klinik Desa Ara".....
It had just opened when we got there......
There was already one patient waiting for the doctor....
So I sat down waiting.....
I wasn't wearing contacts so my vision was insanely poor....
The woman meeting the doctor soon came out and we went in.....
The good doctor's a really nice guy ya' know....
I sat down next to him and he asked:" So what's wrong with him?"
My father told him my symptoms and he grabbed his temperature thingy....
Stuck it in my ear and waited till it beeped.....
Next was the stethoscope....
Checked me 4 times in front, 4 times at the back....
Checked my finger joints and stated me clear of Denggi....
Mmm.....
I walked out and felt dizzy....
Hurriedly sat down on the chairs and waited....
Another lady went into the doctor's office....
I felt really really bad at the time....
Dizzy and sick is not the way to go....
Suddenly my vision blurred....
I started to hear things as if I was underwater...
Lights went out and I couldn't see...... AT ALL.....
Frightening stuff there.....
I cooled down and told my dad "I can't see...."
The doctor was called out and he took my hand.....
Grabbing it, he rubbed my middle finger with some ointment and put a needle into it.....
After that, he put some sort of paper tape over it....
He told me dad that I needed some sugar......
His exact words were:"His face is pucat like anything...."
I struggled into some sunlight with my eyes half opened and went to the wrong car...
I got home pretty quick enough......
My eyesight and hearing were back to normal.....
Went in and sat on the couch for awhile...
My granddad asked about my condition:"No H1N1 ah?"
My dad explained my normalness and went off to make some milo/add sugar for me.....
How nice huh?
So there I was drinking sweet tasting Milo sitting and watching TV....
Hakuna Matata.....
My grandfather asked whether I was well enough to go for dinner....
My granduncle was in town....
Love the old guy.....
My father said I was sick so I couldnt go....:(
I went up, threw over the blankets, and went to sleep....
The folks told me when they left and so I was left alone in the house.....
I woke up at about 9 something....
My father had came back with my dinner......
Sa Bo Mee.....
Love the stuff.....
My grandparents weren't back yet but dad took my bro back....
I ate and watched Hayate the Combat Butler.....
Its not bad...
After that I went to sleep.
Woke up at 7, surprised that I felt great that morning.....
I could've went to school if it wasn't for my backbone.....
It was hurting when I lied down, it hurt standing up, it hurt sitting down.....
It basically hurt....
I went down and took in the morning air....
Most people my age do not get to enjoy the morning air......
Spent the morning watching TV and studying a bit...
In fact the rest of the day was spent in that manner....
LOLX.
It was actually a great day.....
I woke up to JJ and Ean!!!^^
Seriously missed the morning crew....
When you start the day by knowing Man Utd lost to Burnley the day will probably turn out alright....
I got a new high score on 4x4 of 2:31!!!!WAKAKAKAKA!!!
I got a high score on Warzone Defense!!!
So all in all, it was a nice rest for me.....
Oh well....
Life goes on....

We've been compromised...

My brain is messing with me......
The brain is the main organ human beings use....
Every second we are constantly pushing it to labour...
And now...
My brain is toying with me....
Destroying information and replacing it....
My heart has been significantly weakened and the damage report has been tampered with....
I seriously suspect my brain...
I am now seriously doubting my own judgement as it comes from the knowledge gathered by my brain...
In fact, everything I do is based on whatever my brain has come up with....
Cutting it short...
I cannot continue to trust myself......
As strange as that may sound, that solves nothing....
My brain controls whatever I think of....
And so has instant access to whatever I receive, resulting in a weird internal war....
I cannot say that I am winning though....
Doubt looms over my head as I plan my next move, knowing that whatever I think of comes directly from the enemy....
Yes, this is a losing battle I fight....
But all is not lost....
I have yet to slip up....
My heart still continues to wage its own war.....
Tied in a deadlock of insecurity and doubt....
It is not sure who the victor might be....
This sucks....
We've been compromised....
I got da feva....

Notable quotes of August, wk.2

"他用另外一边进" ~ Michael Boon*
*If you remember correctly, there is a bee that comes flying inside my classroom everyday without fail. Well, the fella came into our classroom and went out after some time. I joked that it would come in through the other side. I was right....
(Amusement for me and my friends)

"你没有吃过蛋hor?" ~ Tiong*
*Shan was eating an egg-based food product and some of it dropped on the floor. Tiong then went naggin Shan about wasting food and how people all around the world were dying of hunger. Hearing this, Shan showed him a great face of determination, bent down and popped the piece of egg into his mouth.
(Shows a side of Shan not many know of, I personally love the guy:)

"You guys going clubbing ah?" ~ Justin Francis Xavier*
*Danny, Isaac, Timmy, Daniel Singh and my brother were putting gel on their hair in the toilet of church. LOLX. Me and Justin went in to see what they were up to and JFX came up with the quote of the week.
(It was a great laugh considering it was in church...)

"Unbeatenable" ~ Justin Lee, Simon Choo, Jordan Scully, Kah Heng, Michael Boon and Reuben Tor*
*We were playing team based ping pong where we were split into teams of 3. I was with Justin and Jordan. They invented the word "unbeatenable" out of the game. LOLX>
(I was "unbeatenable" for (I think) 6 rounds...)

Notable Quotes of August, Wk. 1 (delayed)

"炳炫，你也有玩吗？" ~ Michael Boon*
*We were having our softball competition and the 3B girls were playing against Allied Forces. Bing Xhuan was running along with the girls instructing them on gameplay. I spotted him running and instinctively shouted out.
(I got at least 10 laughs from the crowd. SCORE!!!)

"老是不要听到你的声音了。。。" ~ 陈雅苹老师*
*Teacher was teaching chinese and Yee Siang kept coming up with nonsensical stuff. Teacher finally had it and refused to listen to anything the boy said. LOLX.
(Burst out in laughter..)

"他的阿妈生多一个，他的阿公作的时候死去！" ~ Yi Quan*
*Me, Shan, Chienhuey and TYQ were talking about relatives, because Yi Quan and I were uncles. Shan said that he had a friend that had uncles and aunties in the same school and were younger than him. Yi Quan then made a joke that his grandmother gave birth again.LOLX.
(Laughed for at least 2 minutes. It was that funny..)

"Eh~ He got hair very nice one, you know?" ~ Rachel Yeoh*
*I was eating with Danny and Rachel at church. Danny said that his hair didn't look any different even after he had cut it. I don't know how it happened but Rachel said that me with hair looked very nice....
(Secretly Smiling^^)

My Brother's Birthday Week

My brother was born on the 8th of August.
So......
Saturday was his birthday.....YAY!
I didn't wish him though....
SOBX.....
My weekend/reason:
Woke up at 6:22...
I had to be at school by 7....
Karate competition....
Oh joy....
There was chess then the Rubik's Cube competition after that.....
What bliss...
Anyways,
I stuffed my school file into my usual bag but found it did not fit with my Karate uniform inside as well....
Grabbed a random bag and put the things inside...
My shoelaces were not yet done so I grabbed them and the shoes, opened the door, and went off......
I stopped by my usual bakery to get breakfast, a chesse bun. Simplicity at its best.
Somewhere near Shan's place, I panicked....
My right shoe's shoelace was missing....
I chuckled at the fact that I was sitting in the front and I had not bothered to put on my seat belt from Sg Ara till then....
Squirming around to find my missing shoelace but it was in vain....
I was at school in no time....
I realised that it must have dropped out of the car when I went to buy my bun....
zzz......
And so, I stepped out of the car, a moron with only one shoelaced shoe....
Then I realised a 2nd thing....
My bag strap was too short....
It keeps getting better......
So there I was walking into school with a loose shoe and a small bag.....
Eugene and Jie Ying was sitting on the metal bars....
Told them about my lousy shoelace...
Jie Yu came along and bugged us....
Eugene blatantly lied to him about not bringing his own cube....
Lolz...
Nothing to do, I started eating my by then cold cheese bun....
Tze Chien arrived a few minutes later and joined us on the metal bars...
We were told to go to the hall....
And so we did....
They had chairs placed to represent the ring....
oooohhh.....
The "En Tau" black belt guy gave us warm-up exercises and we were sent into teams....
My team consisted of :
Yi Quan(^^)
Tze Chien(^^)
Jie Ying(^^)
That cool LPKS guy(^^)
Daniel Choo
Chee Tor(^^)
and 4 others including me....
I was told by some guy that our team was gonna lose....
lawls...
Anyways,
We were soon told who we were gonna fight against...
My opponent was supposed to be Eugene,
BUT...
He was injured....
SO...
I didn't have to fight!!
YIPEE!!!
Anyways....
We were given the team name "Aka", meaning Red...
I like Red....
Yi Quan hit the ring first....
He was sparring against another black belt.....
Dang that was entertaining....
well, the remaining fights from my team were a real blur...
Notable things were that:
a)Chee Tor's game face looks EPIC......
We were told not to wear glasses, so Chee Tor without glasses and a gum guard looks AWESOME...
b)Jie Ying's kicks were rubbish....
c)Cool LPKS guy owns....
In the end it was a tie....
So, teams picked a fighter and they went at it in the ring....
Yi Quan rematch!
It was very intense....
He later said that his opponent kept going for the face...
Yi Quan eventually lost patience and punched the lights out of the guy....
The guy hit the ground.
Refs instantly hit their sticks together, indicating foul....
Marks were awarded, words were said, and we eventually lost 3-2....
Oh well....
Did I mention I didn't have to fight?
Anyways,
Next match was "En Tau" Black belt Guy vs. 前任主席
EPIC...
前任主席 could kick 3 times in the air before the leg went back down....
It was sooo cool....
"En Tau" Black belt Guy's movement was awesome....
His legs were moving like mad, confusing the opponent and going for the lunge...
In the end 前任主席 won...T.T
Oh well...
Remaining matches were not important coz 前任主席's team eventually won..
Oh well...
It eventually ended at 920 and I went off to Chess...
Played chess with Yi Quan half-way and was summoned by Choon Yee...
It seems that the Jr. Jaycees were gonna use the classroom at 930....
Our activity was scheduled to end at 10...
Went down to find the teacher and Dun Ye....
After discussion, we settled for 940....
I managed to finish my game with Yi Quan at least....
I lost!!!!!
Oh well....
I spent the remaining time training on the Rubik's Cube...
1030 came quick and we(Tiong, Eugene, Zi Ming and I) proceeded to M13....
My first look and damn....
CLHS people were sitting behind....
SBUB (Syarikat Boon Untung Besar) was not looking good....
We were soon joined by the rest of SBUB, Way Chean and Chan Khye....
And so, it began...
There were 4 rounds...
Round 1: -2mins
Round 2: -1min
Round 3: -30secs
Round 4: Finalz
Our first casualty was Zi Ming and Way Chean who fell at Round 2 because of mistakes....
In fact it was very easy to make mistakes....
I was also very very nervous....
I failed at Round 3 by one second....
Sobs....
But then there was hope!
It seemed that there were not enough participants for Round 4 so the 5 fastest people were brought forward...
I was number 4...
Tiong had already beat one CLHS guy so he was guaranteed a placing....
And so, my time to beat was 38 secs....
I did 39....
sobs...
And so,
CLHS took RM170 from the Jr. Jaycees...
Tiong took 3rd place with 31 secs....
The first place was 24 secs and the 2nd two secs behind...
Ah well....
I used Eugene's phone to call back and went home....
Hurriedly took bath, ate lunch, and went to church...
Yep, my Saturdays are that packed...
Slept in the car.
I reached Jireh at about 2 and started hearing "Everything that has breath"
I thought Joel was song leading again...LOLX.
Turned out to be Benedict. (But Samuel was leading) YAY!^^
Reuben was playing so I sat down somewhere and learned another algorithm...
Calvin came by and asked me about the Fridrich method...
I did a 34, 32, and 28 sec solve and went to help with the chairs...
Danny arrived a few moments later...
I went over to the computer to see Samuel playing minesweeper...
ISCA started at 320....
Praise and Worship was nice....
Word was by Rachel Lutz.
ISCA ended at 5...
Reuben went and got the billiard balls....
All right...
He didn't have practice. YAY!!
Ate first, then played with Danny.....
Then doubles Me/Isaac vs. Kah Heng/Danny...
We won....
Oh yeah....
Well, it continued like that until 715....
We packed up and went to Shammah.
Isaac and Kah Heng had moved someone's bag(it turned out to be Timmy's) believing it was mine....
A few minutes of confusion then Kah Heng and I went to sit behind Jacob Lee's parents.
Isaac said he was gonna go sit behind and Danny followed him....
What fools!
They dared to challenge the wrath of Rachel Yeoh....
She came after them 2 minutes later and they ran up towards us...
Rachel said something about having eyes behind her head....
There isn't a reason for me not to believe her.
Uncle Michael song leading!
YAY!
Word was by Pastor Thomas.....
Isaac spent the whole P&W talking....
Kso....
He took out his Megaminx during word and I wrestled it out of his hands, claiming I wanted to solve it ( which I eventually did)...
I told him to listen to pastor but no....
He proceeded to taking out his 3x3 and started solving....
Haihz...
he eventually got scolded by Jacob's dad....
WAKAKAKA...
Seriously Isaac, you should listen to sermon....
Went to that "Bali Bali" place for supper....
Ee Fu Mee and Chicken Chop filled my stomach...
Milo Peng was not bad....
And so I arrived back home at 1120...
I had not spent 8 hours in my own house that day...
Sunday!
Woke up at 10....
I had woken up at 4 to open the window because it was raining...
Twice...
It seems somebody had closed my open window....
lawls...
Watched X-men and went to wash my shoes...
My brother went to QB at 1130 and I went on the computer...
Went to football....
I hurt my right ankle before the game had started....
Sucks doesn't it?
I played the game limping...
It eventually led to a 3-way penalty shootout.....
I was chosen as keeper....
Let in the first 3....
Against Mohendra's team however it seemed that I was rocking....
They seem to think I saved a few....
So....
Me vs. Mohendra...
He obviously scored past me....
It was then my turn to shoot....
My left leg was injured....
But I tried my best....
The ball went through his legs.....
WAKAKAKA!!
And so we went through it again....
Avatar vs. Me....
I SAVED IT!!!!!
Oh YEAH!!!!!
Jarrell had already put the ball pass Mohendra but it was retaken....
Mohendra saved it...
Next was Reuben...
He shuffled for awhile then fired...
....right at me....
WAKAKAKA!!!!!
And so it was up to Chee Meng....
He fired it past the guy like a bullet.....
And so, it ended with a draw...
All 3 teams shared the win!
YAY!
So, i have done a lot of typing...
I haven't bathed yet since coming back from football....
I plan to spend the rest of the day studying....
Let's see how that works out....
Imma wearing a mask to school tomorrow....
My school got case...

Me...

Well,
I'm getting quiet lazy to blog nowadays....
I have at least 4 drafts that are incomplete and it doesnt seem like they are going to get done....
Oh well...
At least I'll still be doing my weekly quotes.
I'll see what I can do about my laziness....

Notable quotes of July, Wk. 5

- "Okay~~~" ~ Razor Ramon Hard Gay (Mazaki Sumitani)* (See Left)

*It's exactly what it means.

(There are plenty more of hilarious quotes from this guy but I'm only writing one. Go check him out on youtube!)

- "You can't solve it or you don't want to solve it?" ~ Tze Chien*

*I was facing a dilemma. This question opened my eyes.

(I feel that this question is extremely beautiful)

- "芷仟去厕所2次了。。。" ~ Yi Quan*

*Tze Chien just came back from wherever she went. She claims (chortle) that it had something to do with a seminar going on in school on Saturday. Yi Quan flips towards me and states the above.

(Pure Yi Quan on this. He can be really funny sometimes)

- "God invented holidays, its called Sabbath..." ~Glenn Belfour*

*A guest speaker in church.

(Provided humour in his interesting sermon.)