If I Were The Boss Lyrics

If I were the boss
*mornin boss how are you? bagus bagus...*
Even just for a day
*one chance only you know..what will you do arr? thats why I'm tellin you la..wait la..*
I would change the station name from Hitz to Radio Ean and JJ*
thats a nice ring to it.. thats why, just for you bro..*
If I were the boss
*what will yoooo do?*
Work will start on Tuesday
*what do u think? i like i like, Wednesday also can*
We will end the week on Thursday and everyday will be half-day*
maybe 2 hours only la..better*


If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20 cent
Hang out with the girls
*babe apa khabar?..bagus~*
And be hard on the guys
*sori ar brother..have to la, cari makan*
Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I will break down and cry

If I were the boss
I'll come up with a plan
*check it out ar..ehem ehem*
Make everyone do all the work
Take the credit and look like the man
*wah banyak handal ar you boss..thank you thank you*

If I were the boss
*If he were the boss..*
My lunch break will be 2days
*wah so long ar..yala then only enough time to eat*
I have PS3 in my room 200 inch LCD and play all day
My way..JJ

If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20 cent
Hang out with the girls
*you looking very pretty today, naik gaji*
And be hard on the guys
*hey she looks pretty ok you do all her work??..nonsense*
Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I wil break down and cry

Cause I always come in late
Just to show who I am
And if I was a girl I wil make them all call me Ma'am
*mornin' Ma'am*
If you thought I would be nicer
Then you thought it wrong~
*adui sakit..tariklah sikit*

But we are not the boss
*i know this sadly..haih...*
So we cannot cuti....cannot cuti..
Come to office really early
To try to make some money
So we can open stall jual nasi
*goreng, pattaya, kandar, lemak, what else ar? err..dagang.. so now what do we do? i dunno..wait for the song to finish la coz we're not the boss.. oh yeah...tunggu boss cakap la..boss..boss..okok thank you...ok bye boss..*